Gourds, beyond their festive appearances, offer a culinary adventure that’s more exciting than a haunted house escape room. From the sweet and creamy Butternut Squash to the stringy Spaghetti Squash (think spooky entrails!), these versatile vegetables can be incorporated into a variety of Halloween-themed dishes.
Whether you’re carving pumpkins for decorations or creating spooky-themed snacks like “Ghostly Garlic Bread” (it’s to die for if you kick the spice up!) or “Mummy Wraps” (guaranteed to give you the chills…or at least a case of the giggles), Gourds add a unique and flavorful touch to the festivities.
Embark on the hilariously woeful tale of international job applications, misleading immigration agencies, and a whirlwind journey from Africa to Canada and New Zealand.
The saga features tedious bureaucratic hassles, ensnaring job portals, and bewildering role requirements (cleaning staff with MBA’s, anyone?).
Fear not! Enter Cultivated Culture, the career knight in shining armour, armed with magical modules ensuring you navigate the job application labyrinth easier than threading a needle blindfolded.
To jobseekers, crafting resumes and cover letters can feel like trying to tame a wild beast, but fear not! Rezi is your secret weapon for crafting perfect resumes, cover letters, and resignation letters – because who doesn’t love a drama-free exit? From AI-powered resume builders to cover letter wizards, Rezi has everything you need to help you conquer the job application market.
Prepare to strut your stuff, agri-champs! The Overberg Agricultural Worker 2023 Competition is here to spotlight your farm-tastic contributions. From drivers to managers, everyone gets to showcase their skills (and possibly win some moolah). Remember, fellow farmhands do the nominating. Deadline? June 12, 2023. Till then, keep the tractors humming and the cattle mumbling!
Dream of rolling in cash? Russells Furnishers in Swellendam is on the hunt for Independent Sales Contractors who can charm coins out of customers’ pockets. Flex your sales muscle, use your sweet talking skills, and write your own paycheck. But remember, the unsuccessful get ghosted after 14 days!
Want to save the world as a Cape Nature Pupil Field Ranger? Your missions, should you choose to accept, include: translating plant whispers, putting out renegade fires, educating clueless humans, and perhaps tango with alien vegetation. Remember to pack your fitness, team spirit, bilingual skills, and a valid ID. Don’t expect Wi-Fi.
If you can juggle multiple tasks, speak eloquently, and love spreadsheets nearly as much as food safety, there’s a flexographic production job in scenic Nelspruit that’s screaming your name.
If you don’t hear back within six weeks, consider it a polite ghosting from the employer. Applications close in July 2023.
If fitness routines and the African bush are your jam, the Sanbona Wildlife Reserve is hiring wildlife heroes! The Anti-Poaching Unit prioritizes those who’re strong-willed and disciplined. Show them your “Rocky” moment with a 10 km run in under an hour, 35 push-ups, 50 sit-ups and 7 pull-ups. Just don’t forget your police clearance.
I remember the awkward moment when I came out to my mom during another potential introduction to another female friend. Mustering up courage, I blurted out, “Mom, I’m gay.” Her response? “Well, that’s certainly a unique choice.” I could practically hear the crickets chirping in the background, briefly.
Growing up closeted, embracing diversity was a challenge. I felt isolated and alone, struggling to reconcile my true self with societal expectations.
Coming out was a daunting step, but finding acceptance within the LGBTQ+ community and eventually within my family was incredibly rewarding. It was a long journey, It remains a never-ending one. One slip can terminate all that LGBT freedom that was fought for.
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Remote Wanderlust Life: The Unexpected Twists of Reality Knocks
In this “Who Moved My Cheese?” saga, I revel in the joy of remote labour. But the ticking clock of an ending contract sends the winds of change my way.
New opportunities beckon, but they could be sandwich artists on Etsy or cow milkers on a farm, pay cheques pending.
Meanwhile, my life partner’s inflexibility could land us back in Gauteng, a locale met with a sigh and a shrug. Job-seeking Hein’s skills are vast as the sky.
I’m hoping the universe will toss me more than a stale breadcrumb of hope. Did I mention he was available?